Call Of Duty Depression 

When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.

Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!

Call Of Duty Depression by ORRZ24 December 18, 2010

Nerd depression 

1. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could live in the fictional universe that game or movie takes place in and are brought down by the realization than they can not.

2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.

(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.

1.

Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.

Nerd depression by Lord Scrambles February 21, 2010

Recession Depression 

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

Recession Depression by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008

Post Collegiate Depression

the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.

Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.

Post Collegiate Depression by tradewind September 4, 2006

Post Ho Depression 

The act of remorseful regret when a woman realizes how successful some of the nice men she screwed over have become on her way to whoring it up with general thugs, vagabonds, street hustlers, pimps, players, & dumb asses of the day. --- ASR

Would you believe Stacy is in Post Ho Depression? Yeah, she saw her ex fiance and his wife at the bank. Apparently, they bought this new big house together. Meanwhile, her baby daddy just violated his probation, again.

Post Ho Depression by The Evilness August 17, 2009

clinical depression 

A state of intense sadness, melancholia or despair that has advanced to the point of being disruptive to an individual's social functioning and/or activities of daily living.
This state os often entered after being caught commiting acts that one would rather have not been caught doing.

My client has not comment to the allegations that have been brought forward as he is in a state of clinical depression.

clinical depression by Alajjana September 8, 2007

Post Olympic Depression 

n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up

abbr. POD

I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.

Post Olympic Depression by ukilledthecat March 1, 2010