decksauce

adjective for describing something as cool, sweet, terrific.

"Did you see that kickflip? that was decksauce"

by alice c February 11, 2006

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

decks

When something hurts or decked means someone been beaten badly in a game or physically.

my chest decks

mate you got decked

by Connor B May 16, 2006

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Triple Decker

Similar to a double decker, except that an additional poop is left on top of another object, i.e. car, roof, mailbox...

Haha Jones didn't know that I actually did a triple decker in his computer CD drive!

by Word12 November 10, 2004

Double-decker

One Bro Gets a blowjob while the girl is on all fours on the ground. While this is happening, another Bro gives it to the girl from behind. Both Bro's preceed to run forwards until the girl is bent in half. Then she makes both Bro's a sandwich.

-"dude she's in the hospital!"

-"Yea i know, after we double-deckered her, she made us sandwichs, then we told her to walk to the hospital."

by Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro December 13, 2010

Deckard

Complete utter twat

omg your such a deckard

by Steven "n0de" James February 24, 2004