by PAPPY6204 March 1, 2019
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by Dongwa May 2, 2019
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by iToxic9 July 30, 2019
Get the Crystalism mug.Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
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Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
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Get the Crystalalphawolf mug.Crystaled- Invited to go somewhere and when your as far from home as possible, a fake argument happens and your told to get out of the car and walk home.
To get out and walk. We got all the way there and then she pulls some fake fight shit and I'm told to get out and walk.... And she actually left.. straight Crystaled me!
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