Christopher

A bald guy in his 30s in middle school who dresses like a grandpa

Christopher cook is so chopped and old

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopretensism

Christopretensism (noun)
Definition: The act of invoking Christian language, symbols, or identity for the sake of appearance, influence, or cultural signaling rather than genuine belief or practice.

Etymology: From Christo- (“Christian”) + pretensism (“pretending, performative display”).

Example sentence:
The candidate’s sudden church-hopping every election cycle struck many as simple Christopretensism.

by ParadiseKingdom777 November 16, 2025

Christo-Veganarchism

a political theory which is rooted in the teachings of Christ Jesus and thus advocates 1.) the abolition of hierarchy (including but not limited to hierarchical government); 2.) the organization of society on a voluntary, cooperative basis without recourse to force or compulsion; and 3.) Total Liberationism (including but not limited to Liberation Theology) with an emphasis on Abolitionist Veganism.

The advocate of Christo-Veganarchism said grace over their breakfast before attending the Antifa rally.

by BigenderTomboy December 27, 2025

Christovegan

A person who is vegan accept for the Christmas holiday.

They are strict christovegans, but over the Christmas holiday, anything goes!

by Lefseunderground January 8, 2026

Christo-Veganarchism

A theology, philosophy, and movement which combines Christo-Anarchism with a commitment to spiritual, humanistic, animalistic, and Earthly liberation

After church, the advocate of Christo-Veganarchism participated in an Antifa Rally, then went home & listened to the PETA Podcast & donated to Christian Animal Rights Association

by BigenderTomboy January 25, 2026

Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

by BobDaBich January 31, 2021