foreskin cheese

foreskin cheese is when you get back from a long day at the office and you whip out the loo rolls, lotion and laptop and decide to put on the hub. At that moment when you peel your foreskin back you get a bad stench. You look down and see a yellowy-orange substance know as foreskin cheese. Most people throw it away in disgust but I, the alpha male store it in a jar and/or feed it to the homies

"damn, that's some good looking foreskin cheese!" "Don't let your dodgy uncle see it or he will preform oral circumcision on you.

by Jerry McDonald December 3, 2021

eating cheese on

To run to someone in authority and tell them about someone else's misbehavior. Tattling, snitching.

Uh-oh. Willie's eating cheese on Rudy again. Rudy must have gotten here five minutes late.

by chi expat June 17, 2009

Smackaroni and Cheese

The act of slapping someone across the face immediately followed by photographing their reaction. The photograph is then used in order to remind them of the event at a later date for the purposes of intimidation.

"John, you had better shut your mouth before I serve you a big, fat helping of smackaroni and cheese!"

by Bacon Pancakes May 14, 2015

Fromunda Cheese

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.

guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"

by mawz February 26, 2003

cheese dick

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

by The Prospect April 30, 2008

cheesing me

When something happens that you think was some bull crap

2k is cheesing me for real

Did that really just happen,that's some cheese

by 2k's words defined November 28, 2016

Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016