couch mamma

a lazy mom who lets their kids do what ever the hell they want.....but learn respect,and will probably rob you someday

"hey couch mamma"
huh?
"get off the couch and your phone and come teach your kids something"

hold on a minute i gotta coment on this post

by R.A.C BABY May 26, 2011

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

who shot the couch

A term used when someone is wearing really ugly pants. Referring to a Grandma's ugly couch, a person may say who shot the couch? Indicating that that person is wearing ugly pants. Who shot the couch can be used in many other ways. For example: Nice shirt, who shot the couch? and many more ways to express ugly things.

"Look at that guy, he's wearing camo pants."

"Nice pants, who shot the couch!?"

by PPL. (: November 10, 2011

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

couch girl

A girl that is in rotation on the couch. One who sits on the couch staring blankly at the tv (be it a movie or a single player game) while the guy next to her randomly leaves her to go hit on other girls on AIM. Couch girls, not getting the hint, will proceed to insist upon staying the night and making the guy as uncomfortable as possible.

See annoying, selfish, flakey

"I can hear the couch girl squeal at the scary parts, but I bet she's not really scared."

by j.marie January 19, 2005

couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.

HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!

by Doormansd September 16, 2013

I caught this house

Meaning they got in the house fair using no tools and they own it for the night or two

I caught this house it's caught now it is mine

by Smart_ass22 June 16, 2017