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Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
by rocksigneous July 30, 2009
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Tyler The Creator

Hands down the greatest rapper dropped 5 albums all big hits lowkey just a bg vibe made the "oh no I hope i dont fall" thing got a dope brand named golf wang and ver very hot
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Spy Crab

A Spy Crab is a truly magnificent creature. virtually harmless, they are usually found around intense battle areas between the BLU and RED team in the game Team Fortress 2.

The Spy Crab, though harmless is often killed by poachers for free "points". The Spy Crab is an endangered species which needs to be protected at all costs. if you see a Spy Crab, then guard it at all costs.
Person 1: Spy Crab! Free Points!

Person 2: NOOOO!!!! *kills Person 1*
by Alaskan Wolf March 25, 2009
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Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.
by 01000011 November 4, 2021
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tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013
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Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg
by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009
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Crapperpillar

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.
"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*
by Catlius October 7, 2010
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