Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

Blunch

The act of a blowjob while the person receiving it is eating lunch.

I had a blunch with my wife Sydney yesterday.I accidentally dropped crumbs on her while I was eating because the blowjob felt so good.

by Jizzy Pete Johnson April 1, 2020

Binch

Another way of saying bitch

"Whatcha gon do binch"

by TL1882 April 12, 2020

Bench

Another Word for bitch

From 'The Good Place'

Son of a bench

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

banchor

A beard anchor. When your facial hair is so heavy it weighs you down.

'Why is Pablo on the floor again?' 'Must be the banchor pulling him down'

by Carl S. Lewis June 24, 2020

Blunch

A brunch or lunch that descends into drunken depravity. A ‘boozy’ lunch.

I went out for brunch but was so hungover I needed a Bloody Mary and before I knew it we were having Blunch

by The pink panther June 26, 2020

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020