Steak for breakfast

when you preform oral on a girl right after givi her a "sawmill"

dude i just had steak for breakfast and it was kinda wet and spicy

by Steven Salazar 3rd February 4, 2005

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

by kz424 January 13, 2008

ball sack breakfast

when someone eats ball sacks dipped in cheese

mmmmmm that ball sack breakfast was delicious

by woogyvids August 4, 2007

breakfast sauce

a drunken man's term for Syrup

"Egg McMuffin, breakfast sauce." The drunken man said to the man working the drivethrough.

by Kelso October 11, 2004

breakfast

when your Asian friend bites your cat

Lou passed out on the couch,the cat snuggled with him and when he woke up he said "yum breakfast"

by im a real girl August 29, 2011

Breakfast Cigarette

The Breakfast Cigarette is when you wake up & you smoke a cigarette instead of eating breakfast and it curbs your hunger until lunch.

The other day, i had to run out of my house for work in the morning and i didnt have time so i had a Breakfast Cigarette.... Yum.

by The Breakfast Cigarette Master January 16, 2012

breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014