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brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.
“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”
by eggmastered May 1, 2022
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Brandon Routh

Talented.
Brilliant.
Incredible.
Amazing.
Gorgeous.
Beautiful.
Show-stopping.
Spectacular.
Never the same.
Totally unique.

The handsome actor known for playing Clark Kent/Superman in "Superman Returns" and "Crisis On Infinite Earths", Ray Palmer/The Atom on "Arrow" and "DC's Legends Of Tomorrow", and Todd Ingram/Evil Ex #3 in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". He is phenomenally sexy!!!
Brandon Routh is so kind and talented; a real-life superhero.
by BluntSassyandHonest October 4, 2020
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Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.
"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"
by brandonmichael April 18, 2013
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Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021
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Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.
Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole
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brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.
“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!
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brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”
by uh.whore March 14, 2021
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