coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.

She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...

by Jamfetto December 22, 2008

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Bond Cave™

A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.

Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.

Or

I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.

by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009

Bong Snap

To smoke with a single inhalation, a portion of marijuana through a bong, thereby ashing and emptying the entire contents of the bowl in the process.

Man, I could really go for a nice bong snap right about now.

by egypt3 October 17, 2008

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

BonPwned

To get owned.

Ivan got bonpwned by Ian's fist.

by SuperSpaceMonkeyGuyPerson February 14, 2010

bonus waffler

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.

I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.

by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013