Mok Block

The act of, or, pertaining to; completely fail at courting the opposite sex, and have said plan backfire, for the amusement of others. To "cock block" yourself.

To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.

2 brothers decide to pick up two best friends. After each brother fails with the original girl they picked, they swap the girls' info and proceed to hit on the next one by insulting the previous girl. Thinking the best friends will not share the info with each other and laugh at how miserable the brothers attempts were.

Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves

by lemonadeizgoodshiet April 18, 2010

snatch block

A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.

Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!

by The Rhino's Nemesis June 4, 2010

doc block

When a doctor needs to visit a patient, but he is being blocked from doing so by another doctor, who is consulting with the patient for a long period of time, especially with that patient's file under his arm.

I couldn't see my patient because I was being doc blocked by that lollygagging Cardiologist.

by mpott September 9, 2011

prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010

On My Block

On My Block is an 'Original Netflix', it's rated TV-14 any teen can watch it to be honest...but things get weird with Monte and Caesar after they had well...''intercourse'' see I've told you ask your parent really weird stuff. It has gangs I don't know the other gang name, they just wear green bandanas and the Santos don't wear a specific ''gang color'' which I don't recall, but their pretty Gangsta. It's a pretty good show go ahead and watch it! Thirteen year olds and older only.

ME: Hey, you ever watched 'On My Block'? Friend: Oh, yeah I've seen that show on Netflix it was pretty sad, messed up, weird, and overall crazy, but it's the best 'Original Netflix' show you'll probably ever watch for the age of us.

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

Jenny from the block

Woman who gets around. Has many sexual partners.

Do you know who I hooked up with? Rachel! (You mean Jenny from the block? Everyone has fool.)

by Joey Potatoes August 16, 2022

rock block

The notice of an engagement ring when sizing up a potential mate.

I saw this hottie the other day at Starbucks talking on her cellphone. She smiled at me and I thought to myself, "Game on!" That was until I approached the bar and saw the band on her cellhand. Total rock block!

by Drewsus September 16, 2007