pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

by ElGallino April 9, 2021

Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

good blanket

a blanket that's really good

i want a good blanket

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Multiplier

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

by Orekansas March 28, 2022