by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

The combination of fake tan, cum, and sweat. This is mad when you have tan on and get cummed on and makes a thick brown substance which smells like biscuits and has the texture of butter.
by anonymous September 14, 2020

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.
Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!
Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!
HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!
HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.
by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

by Shadly March 19, 2022

Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.
by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018
