Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!

"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

by Damien Emley May 14, 2019

Long Beach Ballet

Ballet school on Wardlow Rd., great technique, strictly classical ballet, only ballet school in Southern California that IS strictly ballet, also the only one to have a full symphony orchestra for Nutcracker (also with the best pyrotechnics;), just a flat out fantabulous ballet school for the young, old (open class and "Adult School" for ages 18-100+), and the teens (placement class upon beginning at ballet school). If you are in the Los Angeles/Long Beach/Orange County area choose Long Beach Ballet!

Go to longbeachballet.com for more info!!! and if you do want to enroll your child or just you in LBB say: Ruby sent me.

lol you don't have to.

Long Beach Ballet

by rubyrosetta December 3, 2010

the only pebble on the beach

to not be the only person who is important in a situation or in a group

Laura always expects to get her own way. It's time she learned that she's not the only pebble on the beach.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008