bathasdafa

a word i created when i was like 10 and needed an email address to sign up for cool maths premium service thing
apparently no one else is using it so i think im in the clear for a while

bathasdafa
you:yo what the hell is that stroke i just read
me: fuck idk

you:can you didnt
me:*microwave noises*

by bathasdafa November 14, 2019

Batman

It's me, I'm batman, not even lying it's a last name referring to a german family.

Mr.Batman please come to the front of the room.

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime

Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman

by Batman die January 1, 2020

Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 10, 2020

BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman

Batman that’s it you idiotic

by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020

Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia

Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.

by Madmaximus February 16, 2020