asshole

Asshole...
1.your boss
2.the hole on ur butt where your shit out of.
3.your boyfriend when he is drunk with his mates
4.man cunt for gays

"look mummy, johnny has brown stuff comming out of his asshole"

by dustpig May 8, 2004

Refinery Asshole

Refinery Asshole is the guy that passes you on the interstate in his “dually pick ‘em up truck” doing 90 mph, because he’s on his way to his refinery job. Refinery Asshole drives like a jerk because Refinery Asshole also believes he is a NASCAR driver. Refinery Asshole believes that the refinery is incapable of operating without him. Refinery Asshole reeks of cigarettes, coffee, and refinery stink, and spends his entire day with his filthy, stinking books kicked up on his desk, bitching about how rotten his home life is, and how great he was back in high school football. Refinery Asshole’s “great-grandaddy”, “granddaddy”, and “daddy”, worked at the same refinery, and guess what ? Refinery Asshole’s son will also work there someday, carrying on the rich tradition. Refinery Asshole hopes that someday, his daughter will marry another Refinery Asshole. Refinery Asshole also believes that greasy, stinking Nomex suits qualify as “Sunday’s Best” in clothing.

Refinery Asshole passed me up this morning on my way to work. It was unbelievable...I could smell tobacco, coffee, and petroleum as he went by doing 90, cutting me off only a few cars lenghts from his exit.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

asshole bag

a medium sized paper or plastic bag that fast food places keep dropped food. The food they dropped gets served to people being an asshole or rude customers., - hence the word asshole bag.

you are being a asshole at mc donalds and they put dropped burger on your bread or fries that they swept up and serve it to you from the asshole bag.

by John Gallie March 6, 2008

asshole ear

Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.

What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.

I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!

by LukeL June 20, 2008

assholism

The act of being an asshole

There is too much assholism in the schools these days. All kids do these days is bully each other! It is very sad!

by funny fellas May 15, 2014

niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity

Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there

by nnac May 30, 2017

assaholic

When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.

You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!

by Chadds Ford Group April 20, 2009