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University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.
by troy October 31, 2003
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Alabama Republic of Canada

A fictitious country made by several college students in the year of our Lord twenty-not-three.(2003) It is run by a Chancellor and Vice Chancellor, among many others. There is a Cartoon called "The Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac" (the Chancellor and his Vice), A rap video/ state of the Union, and a religion based on Al Gore. They have a website but on this website advertising of websites is strongly forbidden.
"Where'd you get that snazzy shirt, Scag?"
"Why I purchased it from the great nation of Alabama Republic of Canada!"
by Lfnt September 13, 2006
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Alabama Hot Pocket 2

The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
by Element547 June 12, 2008
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Alabama Dry Cock

Swirling your cock in honey, break saltine cracker crumbs over your cock... then ram your dry baby bottom dick down a sluts cum hatch...
Egolf's Girlfriend Courtney loves the Alabama Dry Cock
by Christian Egolf January 12, 2009
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Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.
That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.
by steev-0 July 30, 2009
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Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
by LSUtigers August 5, 2012
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alamo

A place in Nor Cal, 925, right next to danville or, d-ville if you live there. If you lived here then you went to MV, poor soul. A boring town with nothing to do. That's about all I can think of.
"Are ya smokin yet?!"
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