the alphabet

To spell the alphabet with your tongue while french kissing someone. I got this idea from the one and only Gene Simmons on an episode of Mind of Mencia. "When you don't know what to do with your tongue, spell the alphabet"

"Dude, I totally spelled the alphabet yesterday"

by plaguer January 25, 2008

sigma alpha hairsalon

Another name for the douchebags at Pitt from SAE that take more time to do their hair than the Easy DeeZees

Dude you look like you got a haircut at Puccinni's...Yea I did I'm tryin to rush Sigma Alpha Hairsalon

by University of Pittsburgh October 2, 2007

Sigma Alpha Sigma

Sigma Alpha Sigma is the best extracurricular organization for high schools designed to foster leadership skills among students who will promote academic excellence within the student body of a school. Sigma is also one of the coolest things to be apart of anywhere now that it is NATIONAL!!

Guy not in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Dude, what is sigma?? That looks like one of the coolest organizations I have ever seen!

Guy in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Bro, it IS that coolest organization you have ever seen, wanna join?

Guy no in Sigma Alpha Sigma: HECK YES!!!

by Rubrassackwards December 20, 2010

Alpharetta Autobaun

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to North of Dawsonville. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic.

Come on, let's roll down the Alpharetta Autobaun.

by Carmila December 27, 2004

alpha male

A domineering and aggressive male. Instinctually forces his will upon other males and females to get his way through any means necessary, including violence. Unhibited and primitive.

Have you seen the way the boss runs the show...he's definitely an alpha male.

by iceveiled June 30, 2006

Zeta Tau Alpha

Zeta Tau Alpha is a women's fraternity founded in 1898. They have been ranked as #1 in the nation as best sorority for years including 2013. They have raised millions of dollars for their philanthropy, breast cancer educations and awareness and have made an amazing impact with their Think Pink Campaign. Zeta's are the kinds of girls who have everything going for them. They are smart, friendly, classy, well minded and have a strong passion for their philanthropy and the community around them.

A Zeta is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be. Their symbol is the crown and have known to the 'Queen of the Greeks" and their open motto is "Love, the greatest of all things". They are known to be the most beautiful at their universities and held to an extremely high standard while having an amazing voice in Greek Life. They are stereotyped as being wealthy, gorgeous, country club girls who are sweet but snappy.

Sure, Fraternity boys may go for the easy sorority to have a fun Friday night, although we all know who they will be crawling to for date to their formals and weekends.

What can they say? They have been accepting the only royalty since 1898 and only the best will be crowned.

Its not easy wearing the crown, Rush Zeta Tau Alpha or bow down.

by ZTACrowningTheBest December 31, 2013

Alph

Verb: alph, alph-ing, alph-ed
The derivation of extreme sexual pleasure from the act of vandalising "Alpha Course" signs by removing, or otherwise obscuring, the end "a", changing it to a word with sexual connotations.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: I was out Alph-ing my local church.
Q: Urgh, you disgusting pervert!
A: Yes, I hate myself.

by Tom11 November 12, 2012