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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Shafty Nut

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
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Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
by InDedede July 3, 2022
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Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!
by rlobster December 24, 2016
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Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Boozy Nuts

When you’re super drunk and you nut in a girls mouth and it taste like alcohol.
I got a buzz from my mans boozy nuts last night.
by Therealshocker69 May 31, 2018
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Arabic Nut

Chad Thundercock: "Dude, bro, last night, I let out a fuckin' Arabic Nut on this ho"
Todd: "Kill yourself."
by Guts McFuck September 6, 2018
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