French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.

Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.

by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019

shoepid cracker

a term to cuss out boomers and karens meant for the soul purpose to confoose/piss dem of

me: shoepid cracker
karen: Im CaLlInG pOlIcE bIsH
me: do yor kids listen to kidz bop shoepid cracker

by 🅼🅰🅲🅺 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🅰🆈🅸🆁🆁🅵 March 13, 2020

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020