sex

something i have every night

I love sex

by ur mum! January 17, 2022

Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away

Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.

by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019

Sex

a particularly good oxytocin-inducing session with Rose

I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose

by icemix September 24, 2021

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

sex with gabe

the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.

Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO

by iraisreal September 12, 2020

Sex box

A weapon of a car, often taken off road to compensate for the drivers large balls

Look dougie just took his sex box up the beach!

by user4521 December 19, 2023

mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby

The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom

by J$wagga November 13, 2017