Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Bitter Balls

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.

Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!

by reformedshibainu July 3, 2021

beber balls

The better way to pronounce Tim Biebe's

Can I get some fucking beber balls?

by S.aap December 7, 2021

no balls

This phrase is used by gen z. No balls is said when a dare is said and the person given the dare won't do it.
Synonyms for no balls: You can't do it, No way you are doing it

I dare you to ask your crush out no balls

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 1, 2022

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr

Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull

by yours Truleee August 24, 2016