by Nigga Twain December 12, 2017
That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
I don’t fucking kn..my man sent me ts and I figure tht it’s a flirtatious thing so take it easy on him bitch
A+T❤️
A+T❤️
“Me despistas mucho cuando me contestas mamacita😘.” Means: “You throw me off when you talk back lil mama😘”
by I’m in love again November 22, 2024
When you are angry you need to blame someone you say “they really annoy me they really really do” you are blaming black people
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