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Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
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Cock

A term that southerners use to refer to "Chicken"
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Cock

a. a rooster

b. a shlong
two guys are in the restroom

man 1 waves at man 2
man 2: nice cock
man 1: thanks bestie
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

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Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
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Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
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Grady Cock

A Grady Cock is a unit of measurement equal to 5.5 inches.
This jit just jerked his Grady cock, or 5.5 inch shlong, in front of his best friend!
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