Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.

Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020

Lamar Jackson Syndrome

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.

A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.

by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

Frostmens Syndrome

A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.

Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.

by Rebeccm November 21, 2022

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019