Weseling

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

by Bf81818 July 17, 2016

wetselbarb

A black person that has a small penis

Griffin is a wetselbarb

by Jamalapeno January 9, 2020

Weaslytwinsexual

When you are deeply in love with Fred and George from Harry Potter.

Me: “I’m weaslytwinsexual !”

by WeaslyLover December 29, 2020

Weasleysexuel

Someone that are in love whit the weasley's

Random:can i have your number?
Me:no sorry, weasleysexuel

by Emma Nielsen December 29, 2020

weas0l

swag cool person that gives u kizes, he a lil stanky too>:) the perfect person to have snail races with.

Joe:"do you know who weas0l is"
Bill:" yes, he is so swag and mega poggers his fit go insane and it is really snazzy and awesome"

by ppeeepepepepepee March 31, 2021

weasleyswives

swagest account on tiktok

person 1: did you see weasleyswives new tiktok?
person 2: yeah! it was so swag

by evan peters simp June 2, 2021