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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed 

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

Council of Watermelon dog 

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci, then after a man named Owen joined and became the leader.
Oh damn, it's really the Council of Watermelon dog. We must pray for their judgement.

There's watermelon in the fridge. 

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"
I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon 

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

Popcorn, bubble, gum, and Watermelon Invented Action Comdedy 

Popcorn, bubble, gum, and Watermelon Invented Action Comdedy
Popcorn, bubble, gum, and Watermelon Invented Action Comdedy