Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Fat ass wanker

A fat ass cock.

Wow he has a fat ass wanker.

by PapaGod October 3, 2020

You’re a wanker

You clicked on my link. You wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.

by savory shyoes November 1, 2020

Wanker

A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.

Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!

by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 28, 2010