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Your mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed
Marin: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*
by Your_Mom_6969 March 14, 2018
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Cigarette Virgin

Never had a cigarette, most people lose it ages 14 to 16.
Bob: Hey Joe, do you smoke?
Joe: Nah, I'm still a cigarette virgin.
Bob: I lost my cigarette virginity last night.
by Thegreatgeno May 3, 2009
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college virgin

One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.
Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.
by steezy christ July 4, 2014
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Urban Dictionary virgin

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.
by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009
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Like a Virgin

A metaphor for big dick.

"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
If you feel pain, that's what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh April 9, 2011
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half-virgin

Some-one who has ''fooled around'', eg. oral sex, giving/recieving, been fingered etc, not full intercourse
i was a half virgin before him
by Janna Cole January 11, 2005
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Kissless Virgin

Basically Meaning you have never kissed anyone and you have never had sex.
Yo I'm Saving myself for marriage i'm a Kissless Virgin
by Snow Titties June 2, 2018
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