I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

I'll tell thee that f'nowt

A typical Yorkshire phrase used mostly when arguing with someone.

Bob: Gi' Ore, you're bloody daft you are"
Jim: "And you're a complete wazzock, I'll tell thee that f'nowt!"

by Proper Sheffield lad October 16, 2021

abby gomez tello

Abby is the most amazing person. Although a hard exterior, her inner warmth will melt you!! She’s as great as her writing skills are, and is as sweet as sugar... when she wants to be. Don’t be fooled, abby can be the definition of a sadist at times, but she’s my sadist and that’s what I love about her :)<3

Guy: hey dude have you seen abby gomez tello?
Guy 2: yeah, who hasn’t?? she’s radiating good vibes

by kpopfanheje November 23, 2021

Gentleman never tells

When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before

Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?

Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫

by Kabruhh November 28, 2021

let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle

let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!

by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022

show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.

You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.

by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022