Tim Schnook

Nickname for Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, who unwittingly became a vassal to an incompetent and corrupt President of the United States.

There goes Tim Schnook running off to the White House again to pay tribute to and kiss the ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026

Tim Pearson

From the movie “Grandview, USA” made in 1984. This man likes OLDER WOMEN. Bro just turned 18 and he likes a 27 YEAR OLD …I guess he’s taking advantage of legal age…gulp…

Oh, hey, look, it’s Tim Pearson! Wait- is he going out with-

Yep. That’s right. He just spent the night with a 27 year old.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

Tim Brown

A Tim Brown is a kind, caring, smart, funny, handsome, overall great guy who if you are lucky enough to be his friend will support any idea you have no matter how ridiculous.

“Dude, I can’t believe we pulled off such an amazing party on short notice!”
“Yeah man thank god we had a Tim Brown to make our poster for us!”

by Nakalex June 6, 2025

tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

tim (verb)

To betray a friend or someone you are on good terms with by hooking up with their partner who is secretly unloyal to them

"I slept with Dominique last night"
"You mean Vinny's girlfriend of 8 years!? Sweet Jesus dude! You just timmed that poor guy!"

tim (verb)

by Larusin1998 July 22, 2025

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

lil timmy tim

lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.

one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"

by cevansbitch June 7, 2020