Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

dry throat

when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.

Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”

by GreatBanner16 December 19, 2023

throat therapy

Food, a snack, comfort food, fast food, gourmet food. Also coffee, tea, wine, beer or a cold milkshake on a hot summer day.

"Let's stop at the next rest stop on the highway and get some throat therapy."

by PRwiz101 July 11, 2008

Dish and Deep Throat

If you have Dish Network this there is a better chance this happens

Once she knew I only had the Dish there was nothing left to do but dish and deep throat.

by bigdeez August 02, 2018

Nose-Throat

The act of getting deep-throated through your nose.

"Damn, that nurse just nose-throated me with that covid test swab."

by kedari July 27, 2020

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019

Waiau Throat Trap

Freeze your log of poop and place each end in the mouth of 2 people while they are asleep then tape their heads together forcing them to wake up deepthroating your log.

"good damn I taped bigK and littleG's heads into a Waiau Throat Trap last night, they depthroated the shit out of my Log".

by Degcrerson March 29, 2019