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Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021
mugGet the Butt Plug Farmmug.

nuke the corn farms

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3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
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3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
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by anonymous November 6, 2020
mugGet the nuke the corn farmsmug.

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 21, 2024
mugGet the simp farmingmug.

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
by Fogwater January 6, 2024
mugGet the Turd farmingmug.

he bought the farm

bought the farm
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.
Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.

He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.
by Barrymtl January 10, 2022
mugGet the he bought the farmmug.

car farm

The term Car Farm describes a usually rural, usually poor, dilapidated property with 5 or more automobiles in various states of disrepair surrounded by tall grass and weeds. Often these cars will be utilized for storage of both car parts and non car-related items.
We occasionally lived on that side of town until my departure for college coupled and rising rents convinced my parents to pursue their dream of owning a car farm out in the sticks.
by Focus503 April 6, 2016
mugGet the car farmmug.

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