teddy bear

something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas

I want to squish them all like teddy bears!

by i like to squish teddy bears October 19, 2003

Teddy

Usually a short angry person. Tends to be small in groin area. Quick to anger.

If Teddy wasn't so angry he could be normal

by Amazingman March 14, 2017

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

Tedhead

A fan of Teddy Geiger. Most likely deprived from the name for fans of the band The Greatful Dead (Deadheads). They are usually head over heels in love with him and take pride in being called this name.

Girl- OMG I LOVE TEDDY GEIGER SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Boy- Your such a Tedhead.

by Spennicus January 22, 2008

Tedster

Someone you've met 12 days ago but feel like you've always known. A caring and practical man yet sexy as hell!

Went to the lake with Tedster on Sunday and felt so comfortable .. almost as if we've been there before!

by bombayginger September 10, 2019

Teddy

Teddy is a bitch who’s shit at fortnite he loves to suck dick of a kid called jerel

Eww look at teddy he just sucked Jerels dick

by Leon Theo the G October 23, 2019

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014