Stepdad

Stepdad: a REAL man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

Person: Is that your dad?
You: no he's my stepdad.
Person: oh that stinks
You: no, I love him, he's an amazing man.
Person: cool!

by Mads101 June 23, 2015

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

STEP DAD

STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...

Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...

by CMPR November 19, 2011

steeplechase

When one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. Repetitive back arching and ass lifting a minimum of 16" from the prone position until complete.

Man, I was dreaming about that hot bitch Natalie Portman last night. I woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.

by PigginsPearls January 15, 2010

steeped

adjective;
To be extremely radical but also very stylish at the same time.

That's one steeped blue shirt.

by Eric Timmins May 23, 2007

Step Milato (Mulatto)

1. When a white person divorces a white person and remarries a black person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

2. When a black person divorces a black person and remarries a white person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

1. My dad just got re-married to a black woman so now I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

2. I'm not racist, my mom just re-married a white woman so I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

by E Fat October 23, 2012

stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.

stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010