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squirmish

The esteemed half term Governor Sarah Palin created a new word for the American lexicon during an unsuccessful attempt to discredit U.S. President Barack Obama.

When the words squeamish and skirmish are combined, squirmish is born. A squirmish occurs when one party engages in a fight with another, but with fear, reserve, or lack of enthusiasm instead of bravado, possibly inferring a lack of courage.

Using the word squirmish can be in and of itself a squirmish. For instance, instead of coming out and calling Pres. Obama a coward, Palin used an inference of cowardice, thereby demonstrating what a half-assed attack can look like, and thus a squirmish.
It was just a squirmish, Sarah didn't want to muss her hair-do.
by effusing April 17, 2011
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squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.
Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.
by scodder June 24, 2010
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Squirrel

A substitute for basically ANY adjective. Usually associated with polly wagger
Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
by Other Jesus April 18, 2015
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squirl

Combination of squeal and squirm. A person initially squirms in discomfort then is moved to squeal in joy.
Becky G's Dodger Blue "When they see this cover girl, the place get nuts, mothers squirl. I'm a let that line sink in for a minute while I visit another world"
by pipeboyjam June 18, 2015
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Squirrel

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.

-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
by Beaster December 28, 2005
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Squimp

A girl that despite being hairy (like a chimp) is also so sweaty that her skin glistens like that of a squid.
When i saw her working out I realised that she wasn't just ugly and hairy but was also a squimp.
by LFCSanj June 16, 2008
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Curb Squirrel

Girls that are looking for a ride on motorcycles by standing at the side of the road. Many of these girls are at Bike Week and Motorcycle Rally's all over the country. Go to curbsquirrels.com for more information.
Lets go for a cruise and pick up some Curb Squirrels looking to go for a ride.
by wjkoepp May 16, 2008
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