Mixed Signals

When your husbands friends list is full of trannies

Sarah: Honey are you straight?

Michael: Of course I am baby, I married you didn't I?

Sarah: So why is your friends list full of trannies? you're sending mixed signals!

by Official Stuff May 15, 2022

Sign Language

when

hey when sign language

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 8, 2020

rising sign

When your wife asks you to have a threesome; verb; let's smoosh plus one; verb

Honey, are you down for a rising sign?

by 1629493 July 13, 2017

La Signora Main

A person who cannot accept the death of a video game character and comes up with wild theories to convince themselves that she didn't die / will be resurrected.

La Signora Main: " Signora didn't actually die, a whopper flower died instead. "

by J•a•x February 20, 2022

virtue signal

Publically maintaining a popular position or ideology purely as a means of self-advancement, comfortable in the knowledge that actually demonstrating commitment to it is highly improbable.

So Mr Senator(R), you gonna vote for the $2,000 per person COVID relief Bill?
Why yes I surely am. The American people are in the throes of desperation; we need to do EVERYTHING we can!
Too bad Leader Mitch won't bring it up for a vote, eh?
Why yes it surely is. The fact that we won't be voting on that proposition makes me want to support it even more!
Is there anything else you'd like to virtue signal to your constituents while you're here?

by YAWA December 30, 2020

On sight

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.

D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

signasinista

An exclemation said to someone when they don't see or understand what's important.

Read the sign, PUNK! Don't be such a signasinista!

by 'ello puppet January 4, 2007