take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.

When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...

by YAWA July 3, 2017

Facebook Shit

Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.

i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."

"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"

by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009

oh shit waddup

The second part of the call-and-reply meme, "dat boi"

"It's dat boi"

"Oh shit waddup!"

by E_Maloney May 22, 2016

eat shit pitt

The only way a West Virginia University fan greets or cheers a University of Pittsburgh fan.

during the refrain of "Sweet Caroline", chant "eat shit pitt" instead of the "so good" chant from the original song

by bulldozer_philly March 6, 2021

You little SHIT!!!

An awesome term to use when someone is being, in fact, a little shit.

Harry Potter flipped off Dumbledore, and Dumbledore ravagely screamed, 'YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!'

by Carliann October 12, 2007

No shit, Sherlock

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

Going Ape Shit

Going crazy, nuts or insane. Going to town on. Out of control.

I messed up in class today and when my Mom found out, she started going ape shit on my ass!

by Kastl11 March 30, 2009