by lmm32202 May 7, 2018
Get the Self-Love mug.a person who knowingly destroys oneself ie drugs, alchohol, relationships with family , friends, and lovers, and then blame it on someone or something else.
Monique: "You made me drink too much Southern Comfort last night at the bar."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
by Jammerj January 1, 2008
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By selling pointless merchandise to impressionable Americans, douchebag Gene Simmons has become a self indulging sellout.
by God December 12, 2004
Get the Self Indulging Sellout mug.In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015
Get the Morning Selfie mug.Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016
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by HustleRose October 2, 2013
Get the Golden selfie mug.A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.
Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
by Nawkstar July 13, 2010
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