unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 19, 2015

milo and scarlett

The most otp ship you will ever find in the whole entire universe, scarlo, milett

Milo and scarlett are the best ship ever, my otp, meant to be

by Anonymous776Anonymous December 27, 2016

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Tristan And Scarlett

Sexually attractive male and Scarlett smells like roast butter

Wow did you see the new couple in school Tristan is a cutie and Scarlett smells there a real Tristan And Scarlett couple huh? -your mom

by Penis Licker Lover January 22, 2021

bekka n scarlet

the best duo in the entire world there literally meant for eachother

rylan: you know bekka n scarlet?

levi: yass there the best duo
rylan:ikr

by gyatt_gurlll December 6, 2023

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025