The first Grandma wanna-be ever to be nominated to a VP position. Believes creationism should be taught in schools. Foreign Policy Experience: Believes Russia is a New York term for telling your sister to hurry up.
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd
by mattm4454 October 18, 2008
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She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.
Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.
She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.
Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.
"The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull: Lipstick." - Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina
Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina
by Fluorescent Black October 23, 2008
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Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
by philmm787 October 23, 2008
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Todd: Who's that incredibly well dress girl acting like she is from north Jacksonville?
Heather: Oh that is just Sarah Kate
Heather: Oh that is just Sarah Kate
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