road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome

Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!

road panda by RCduB October 11, 2008

Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

Session Panda by OiGD October 17, 2008

Close Panda 

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

Close Panda by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

Vanilla Panda. 

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.

Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.

Vanilla Panda. by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010

KUNGFOO PANDA 

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.

I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion

KUNGFOO PANDA by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

samurai panda by Rahnderson April 23, 2011

Beached Panda 

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

Beached Panda by OZNEROL July 25, 2011