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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Fool's Week

Working 5 days or more in a 7 day week.
1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 3, 2022
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Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
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Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
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Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.
Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!
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2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye
did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.
by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021
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