Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
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Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 05, 2019
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So With The Shits

So with the shits means when you’re vibing.
*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”
by .Lazarus January 03, 2020
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Cig Shit

The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.
Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!
by Fletch703 February 05, 2010
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Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?
BRAIN SHIT
by Elder gryphon July 11, 2020
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Shit Multiplier

The number by which something is multiplied when prefaced with "shit". This is typically somewhere between 1.5x - 2x. However, many interpretations have placed the shit multiplier as high as 20x.
"Whoa, that is a shit ton of shit." "What shit multiplier are you applying to that shit?"
by dwreckmi October 31, 2014
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