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Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
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wastie face

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face
by deadlatte January 13, 2008
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couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
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loco face

Loco (Spanish word for crazy)

When you see someone looking back at you making a silly face
Me: Why are you looking at me with that loco face?

other: Cause i am crazy about you (⊙.⊙)
by honey mango July 14, 2017
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Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
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Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
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Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.
"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."
by AKTaylor January 27, 2015
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