parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

muff duff

an attractive girl. kind of based on Hilary Duff, although if you're calling Hilary Duff attractive you have to call her Hilary Muff because Muff Duff does not apply to her.

All the muff duffs live in French Canada.

by Sean & Nick July 23, 2007

Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012

Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

by jackandsallysloveeeee July 5, 2007

muffdiver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005

muffdiver

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

bluff muff

A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.

Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.

by lukeellery April 29, 2006