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modest moused

when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)
Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!
by Lester themelester February 8, 2010
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Mosey

To shit on a girls pussy, fuck her, get a blow job from her and watch her swallow.
Yo, that girl is fuckin' hot, I wish I could Mosey her.
by Deep Sea November 6, 2006
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Mouse Wrangler

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.
Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.
by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010
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Mickey Mouse

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?
by TXBoobie May 20, 2010
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Field Mouse

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.
I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
by bs May 13, 2005
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Moosey

One who is larger than most, and posesses ink of said animal on right shoulder. He must chew, drink heavily, and have a swollen right ring finger.
Moosey went to the Palace.
by Matthew Graham May 25, 2008
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Mouse

A girl living in Texas, who has way too much energy for her own good, and slightly resembles a small mouse.
Hey, do you know where Mouse went?
by Miss ML October 16, 2008
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