Morbid cringe

Easy, cringe content and compilations that centre in one person or one group of people, making more than 24 hours talking about the cringe of somebody, its an obsession.

The morbid cringe obsesion with Cristhian Weston. Nothing good came out of there, you see?

by shut tf up May 10, 2020

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Morbius Meal

When you go to the McDonald's drive-through and at the pay window scream "IT'S MORBIN TIME!!!" so loud that their system crashes and they are forced to give you a free meal on the house.

You drove off without paying? How did you do it?

I just got the Morbius Meal.

by J. Jungle Japeson May 29, 2022

Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.

makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!

by bitchass111 May 7, 2010

cold morning

when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.

it was august, but for my bitch it was still a cold morning.

by cJBL2 November 30, 2010

Perfetti morning

A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.

Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.

You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap

by YetiP July 13, 2011