Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
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"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
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Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
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He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
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